The true meaning of Wacky-Jackie

This is my very first blog post. Ever. I've never started a Blog before and once I realize I don't have the time to keep up with it, I will probably make it go away. But for now I decided to share how I ended up with a "Wacky-Jackie" name. So, one of my closest friends ("Confused Carrots" is what she goes by... yes, yes... she is way more creative with her name than I) told me years ago I look like Jackie from That 70's Show played by Mila Kunis. Once she brought it up, it seemed like everyone I knew kept calling me "Jackie." Now, just being called Jackie is plain and highly unoriginal. I mean if anything it reminds me of Jackie Kennedy and I don't want to be associated with that poor woman. Granted she wasn't poor, her husband was the freakin' president of the US, but he did cheat on her with Marilyn Monroe. And that is why I called her "poor." No matter how pretty or great you are if your husband cheats on you with Marilyn Monroe people are going to call you "poor" and feel sorry for you. Anyway, I got a little off topic. So back to being called "Jackie." For this blog, I wanted to find an adjective to complement Jackie. Like "Crazy Jackie" or "Tacky Jackie" or... "Iraqi Jackie" (hmmm... def NO on the last one). So then I tried "Wacky-Jackie" with a dash and I liked how it sounded! Sort of dorky and playful, but original at the same time. I went on the Internet and typed "Wacky-Jackie" to see just how many people were as original as me and had this same "nickname." Turns out, not so many! Shocking, I know... But, what's even more shocking is that "Wacky-Jackie" is actually a legit, used term in the English vocabulary. Here's the definition I got from the Urban dictionary-- Wacky Jacky-- an improperly done handjob where the girl's hand is upside down. But wait, it gets better. They're giving an example too: "yo did u hear what Connor and that girl did behind the bus?" "no what?" "She gave him a wacky Jackie!" "ha ha sucks for him." Uhmmm REALLY? That's the kind of image people are going to get in their heads when they pronounce my name? Lovely. Oh, but wait! My name has a second meaning too! Here it goes... Wacky Jackie-- 2) an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste. I'm not even gonna go for the example they gave. Seriously, there's people that do this kind of stuff? That is super disgusting. Urgh. I get jitters just by thinking about it. People, stop being so gross and do something useful for the society... I decided I'm not gonna change my name just because it means giving a bad hanjob while drinking mixed feces. After all, there are a lot of weird names out there and people still live with them right? Like Whoopie, Ingeborg or Gertrude... yikes! At least "Wacky-Jackie" sounds fun and it has a dash in between! Good night everybody!